Yankee Denial
a new york yankee fan’s inability to process, discuss or even defend their organization’s ever-expanding, rediculously large payroll, and annual rape of the free agent market with bloated contract offers.
an average exchange:
me – “did you know alex rodriguez is worth as much as the kansas city royals?”
joe – “i bet you’s can’t count to 27, can yuh?”
me – “you do realize the yankees out-spent the average mlb payroll by more than $113 million dollars this season?”
joe – “derek jeter is gonna be president one day.”
me – “i’m sure anyone would be better than our current leader. you do realize the yankees have produced the highest payroll in baseball 16 of the past 17 seasons?”
joe – “that ryan zimmerman sure would look nice in pinstripes!”
me – “ugh…”
joe – “i listen to ‘enter sandman’ before breakfast every morning.”
me – “great song. you do realize the yankees have the highest paid starters in the mlb at six different positions?”
joe – “start spreadin’ the news!”
me – “you, my man, are drenched in a case of yankee denial.”
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