yappie
young asian professional
my friend jerry lee from ernst and young is a yappie.
a yuppie with a cell phone growing out of their ear. in the 19th century, men carried big guns on their belts to make up for a lack of size in other areas. cell phones have replaced the gun on the belt. a cell phone on the belt gives the wearer a since of importance.
“i am so important, i have to carry a cell phone on my belt so that people can get in touch with me anywhere and any time when there is a crisis that only i can handle.”
it is hard to enjoy a meal in a restaurant with all the yappies constantly talking on their cell phones.
noun- annoying upwardly mobile young professionals who incessantly talk/text about nothing of any social value. usually pertaining to their latest material purchase, who they had dinner with or other inane subjects.
i wish that yappie would shut up about his weekend in the hamptons.
if that yappie next to me doesn’t shut up about how many facebook friends he has, i’m going to break my beer bottle over his head.
if that jack-ss yappie could quit twittering for five seconds, he might actually learn something.
someone that is below a joke, a yappie talks a lot but doesn’t act upon what they preach…
oscar:”i thought you were going to show up at the party last night
leon: “dude, my girl wouldn’t let me go out!
oscar: “you’re such a yappie.
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