yard friend
someone you are good enough friends with to invite to a party on your lawn but not close enough with to want them inside your home.
ron: “is jerry coming out with us tonight? i saw him earlier today and he wanted to chill”
tom: “jerry? f-ck no, that guys just a yard friend”
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