yard fudge
those little packages of joy left on your lawn by stray neighborhood mutts and by inconsiderate dog walkers who are either too stupid to remember to carry a plastic bag or too lazy to bend down and pick up their animal’s droppings even if they did remember to bring a bag, especially when they think no one is looking.
me: hey bro, why are you walkin’ funny?
you: d-mn it, i just stepped in a huge load of yard fudge!
he: gimme a little kiss, baby!
she: no way, your breath smells like yard fudge!
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