yard mullet
a yard mullet is what happens when you mow the front yard one day, but leave the back yard for another day. this leaves the gr-ss in the back yard longer than in the front, giving your yard a mullet. it gives your neighbors the impression that you are a master of lawn care, when you are actually sporting some serious “party in the rear” action. acceptable reasons for a having a yard mullet include lack of time, lack of motivation, the need to drink beer with one’s friends, or any combination of these.
i mowed the front yard yesterday, but (it got dark, it got too hot, i got drunk) before i could cut the back. i’m rocking a serious yard mullet right now.
to only mow/maintain your front yard and let the back yard grow wild.
“my neighbor has the nicest front yard but i peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle.”
“that’s a total yard mullet man!”
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