Yard Pimp


slang for a rooster who struts around a barnyard like he owns the place.
look at that yard pimp, he has his choice of any hen he wants.
one who loans out their friends to do yard work at a price.
boss: do you have any friends that could do some yard work for me?
steve: sure boss, i’m a yard pimp. i got someone for you.

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