yard points


admiration of and/or respect given to a prisoner from fellow inmates for a criminal act, whether or not it is correctly attributed – such attribution will often result in that prisoner being left alone by potential enemies and being welcomed by potential friends, pivotal for survival in many correctional inst-tutions and jails. named after the recreational area where inmates congregate.
– see that new meat by the benches? i heard he killed somebody on the outside!

– that guy?! he just got some serious yard points.

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