Yard Soda


the generic soda others bring to your party that are so bad you don’t even want to bring them in the house after the party is over. so you leave them in the cooler out in the yard until the neighbor kids drink them.
what should we do with all this cr-ppy generic soda left from the party? leave it in the cooler and tell the neighborhood kids there is free yard soda this week.

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