Yardsail
1. adjective; the act of forgetting, not doing or just plain old f-cking up.
2. adjective; how one feels while or after doing to many drugs.
1. f-ck man i just yardsailed my job.
2. i’m so f-cking yardsailed right now.
2 more definitions
the act or art of biffing it while doing any kind of thrillsport. ie, motocross, snowboarding, wakeboarding, rock climbing. etc. in most cases, the wreck is so significant, that a string of gear is slung in and or around the impact area simulating what is typically know as a (yard sale). however taking into consideration, that one is typically (sailing) prior to this now recognized art of the dynamic crash, the word yardsail was born…. note- not to be confused with a yard sale.
d-mn bro, it appears as though we have a slew of squids and rookies out here today. surely we will see some m-ssive yardsails throughout the day.
being of absent mind to the point of not knowing where you are, what you are doing, who you are, or where another party favor is.
“dude, today is a yard sail type of day, i left my wallet in that dirty raver’s car and threw up in my own mouth.”
“you guys are totally yardsailed, i love it, rave?”
“she is strung out on 10 zanex, she is a yard sail”
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