yared
yared, the ethiopian saint who lived in the 6th century, is a legendary musician credited with inventing the sacred music tradition of the ethiopian orthodox church and ethiopia’s system of musical notation.
that ethiopian brotha’ yared can rhyme.
a spanish alter-ego for someone named “jared”. consisting of the following guidelines:
1.someone who has achieved the mastery of greatness.
2.someone you would stride to be like.
3.a manifestation of excellence.
4.basically the raw-est n-gg- god could create.
5. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, and man uggs.
6. someone amazing.
7. with a legendary sized p-n-s who dresses extremely fly.
make sure yared comes to the party. no one wants awkward jared there, we want a good time.
the result of a jared and a moron at the supermarket that misspells said name on a birthday cake.
(friend reading cake aloud) “happy birthday yared! yared?!”
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