Yark Yark Yark


noun the call given out when a yark (aka mud shark) is seen. usually accompanied by the yark dance.

it is the optional audible portion of the yark dance.
(trashy white girl walks by with a black guy)
john: man, look at that yark
jason: yeah, (executes a yark dance) yark yark yark
what is said in response to a bad joke.
dave: why did the chicken cross the road?

dave: anyone, anyone?!

dave: because i’m jewish!!!1

everyone: yark yark yark

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