Yarmando Fire Hose
a s-xual act which begins with the male partic-p-nt lavishing the female partic-p-nt’s v-g-n- in 3 oz. of name brand “franks red hot” condiment sauce. then the previously stated male rubs his hands together while simultaneously creating a replicated fire engine siren with his mouth. as the female partic-p-nt begins to feel the burning sensation of the sauce, the male then “puts out the flame” by -j-c-l-t-ng all over the forementioned hot spot.
yon jarman: hey babe, i was at the wash today and all the young kids were talking about the yarmando fire hose. they said all the cool kids were doing it. we should try it, it will make me feel young again, because my cheesy jokes at work arent cutting it.
barbie q: are those the kids who say they think they know ya? because they recommended the birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!
yon jarman: even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!
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