yarn junkie


a person who plays with yarn to the point of questionably high level superseding all other activities. usually a knitter, crocheter, spinner, dyer, weaver or other wool enthusiast. yes, they are addicted. no, there is no 12-step program due to lack of interest in quitting.
she knit 12 pairs of socks this month and bought more yarn because she is a total yarn junkie! can’t help herself!

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