yarpies


a white south african
woman of south african origin.
a total bunny-boiling freak who wont stop phoning / emailing me even when i tell her to f-ck off!
she also claims that we have been going out for six weeks although i only saw her twice.
has absolutely no self respect and doesnt understand that ‘i never want to talk to you again’ means i never want to talk to you again’.
me: justin there is this f-cking south african freak bird following me around.

justin: tell that yarpy to f-ck off dude!
some term harley uses after drinking copious amounts of beer

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