Yasso


this is the term given to egyptian women that stand on the corner of “gam3et el dowal” and “sudan street”. they are not prost-tutes, but will spend the night with you if you offer them 200 l.e. or more. y-ssos are usually h-rny and overweight. they have very thick, rug-like hair.
in order to spot a y-sso you must go to the corner mentioned above, honk three times, flash your car-lights twice, and open the door; she will then jump in out of nowhere.
person 1: “oh, look.. we are at the corner of gam3et el dowal and sudan.. let’s call for y-sso?”
person 2: “there is n-body here, it’s 4 am and there is n-body in the streets!”
person 1: “no, look look… honk, honk, honk, flash, flash, open the door”
person 2: “are you crazy?”
y-sso jumps in the car and they continue their journey
person 2: “oh thats sooo cooool!”

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