yavone


tall… s-xy… blonde…
tastes delicious
looks divine
has amazing taste in men
thinks about s-x all the time, and loves it

if she was a food, i’d never stop wanting to chow
when the gods above created perfection, they called them angels… and then thousands of years later they finally refined them and called her yavone
s-xiest booty of all time
and t-tties to die for
i never want to stop doing the yavone slow-dance (with my face pressed between them)

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