Yawnia
the enchanted land of talking creatures, magic, adventure, double entendres, and metros-xual ambiguityland in the book “the lying b-tch & her wardrobe”. a politically incorrect version of narnia with creatures like mr. n-mbn-ts the faun, skeppy the bosche kangaroo and the scouse beaver, and of course, the bootylicious white b-tch. haslet the smoked pork lion is all that stands between the b-tch and yawnia.
‘…you will meet a scent-wh-r- who will guide you.’
lacy clapped her hands in delight.
‘you mean a creature that is half man half horse?’ she asked excitedly, as this was her first trip to yawnia.
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a blunt; a marijuana cigar. yo, grab that yawnie stick on your way downstairs.
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