yawnversation

1. the process of yawning while speaking, which transforms both the accent and the language itself into something unbelievably hard to understand for a brief moment in time. caused by the inability to close one’s mouth, a mandatory technique in speech.

2. a phenomenon that occurs in every language of human society. involves continuation of speech during a yawn, which disables the speaker from closing their mouths making what they say difficult to understand, usually lasts only a second or two. facial contortions and saliva spraying may simultaneously occur.
jim: hey you look really tired, where are you coming from?

sally: i was at over at the grocery store and, wahh owahh heyahh ahhh (yawning) happened.. excuse me… and then like….

jim: wait whaat? there was like a 2 second yawnversation in there
a yawn performed when you are talking to someone who tries to conceal their fatigue by yawning with their mouth closed. akward facial contortions are a dead give-away to a yawnversation.
non-yawner: “…so i said, fine, i’ll work your shift, but she’s all like, no forget it…”
yawnversation-er:(silence accompanied by eye squinting, scowling and the jutting out of the chin)
a conversation that consists entirely of yawning.
person 1: –yawns loudly–

person 2: –hears person 1 yawning, and can’t help but to yawn in return–

person 1: g-d– i hate –yawns– yawnversations.
a conversation that bores you so much, you accidentally yawn while listening. to be bored from converstation to the point that you begin to get sleepy.
after listening to a co-worker give a presentation about fiscal restraint and market stimulas, sue said..” i thought that yawnversation would never end”.