noun, an incredibly attractive man who will become excited just to be excited. however weird this may make him seem, however, he is s-xy enough to make up for being borderline insane.
girl 1: like, omg hadyn’s being so weird! like, why is he so happy?
girl 2: who cares? just look at him! he’s such a yayman!
girl 1: yeah, you’re right, he’s d-mn s-xy!
- ask your mom
the common yet clever response to use when asked about your s-xuality. guy #1 – hey dude, are you gay? guy #2 – ask your mom.
- green-and-yellow fellow
a h-m-s-xual. refers to the occ-ssional green and yellow color of feces which may, theoretically, be encountered by someone delivering -n-l s-x. mike: “you know erik’s a green-and-yellow fellow, right?” dave: “he’s gay? nah, i never knew that.”
- asparagus head
not a word. just sounds funny u need a haircut. u look like an asparagus head. 3 more definitions wwjdsomeone who is taking a beating for being less than perfect wwjd if he saw how morris is portrayed in all those definitions of asparagus head? nicer than u tools. u r all r-t-rds get over […]
used as an insult, dudedwoski implies either being a peice of sh-t or a douche bag. its kinda both rolled in one. it can also be used to mean sh-t. whatever bro, you’re such a f-ck-n dudedwowski. man i gots to drop a dudedwowski.
- chikfila movement
everyone who thinks chikfila needs a wake up call should save up a really nice fast food bowel movement, and leave it unflushed at chikfila restroom for the next patron to enjoy (see payday). it would be awesome if everyone supported the “chikfila movement”. a perfectly apropos response. for an autoflush toilet, you can just […]