yeard
a beard grown out over a year, or that looks scraggly and icky enough to have been grown for an entire year.
whoa, check out the yeard on that guy sleeping on the park bench!
a combination beard and ponytail, especially that of fantasy author terry goodkind. this term is derived from the ‘y’ in ‘ponytail’ and the ‘eard’ in ‘beard.’
in the author photo at the back of his books, terry goodkind is depicted attempting to strike a tough guy pose, only to have his efforts defeated by his rather silly looking trademark yeard.
a measurement of time, specifically the time it takes to grow several long beards.
“it took gerald at least ten yeards to cultivate his impressive orangery”
1. to ask someone if they understand what you are talking about.
2. a response to someone whom you know d-mn well heard you the first time, but wants it repeated anyway.
you’re a punk -ss b-tch!
what did you say.
yeard me, you punk -ss b-tch!
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yearduh- the appropriate response to the term ermahgerd when you know that fact, subject, information, etc. in question ex: girl 1: “ermahgerd! leonardo di caprio does the same pose in that boat movie as he does in that gatsby movie!!!” girl 2: “yearduh, it was based on the boat movie”
- yearg
yearg, a term used by pirates to express emotions. depending on the pitch/length/loudness of the yearg, one can interperate the emotion. can be used interchangably with gar. “steve shut up!” “yearg…”
- Yeargasm
sudden release of pent up excitement and joy whenever the ball drops on new year’s. ~there were so many people at my new year’s party! at midnight, everybody yelled, screamed and fireworks shot off, in one huge yeargasm!
- yeargh!
expression of extreme pain, anger or frustration. yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! -smashes everything- the sound that a person with down syndrome makes when upset yeargh! host!
- year goggles
phenomenon, akin to beer goggles, in which the percentage of college girls one cl-ssifies as physically attractive increases in proportion to the number of years one is removed from college. returning to my alma mater after 10 years, i was struck by the incredible number of stunning girls on campus. could there really be that […]