Yehudiva
a yehudiva is someone, usually of the female gender, who is self centered, loud, petty, appearance oriented, and is either closely tied to jewish people, or is jewish by religious choice, ethnicity or background.
common traits of yehudiva include loud personalities, such as; a brooklyn accent, a raspy overworked voice, or a very noticeable yiddish flare in their speech. they are also pr-ne to wearing very colorful makeup, such as cyan or black eye makeup, and very bold red or hot pink lipstick. yehudivas are also pr-ne to extreme infatuation towards babies and small dogs.
yehudivas are also less than comprehensive of technology, they may not know how to use technology very well such as the internet or their cell phones. they are also so loud they often have trouble hearing their surroundings, and as such, their cell phones usually have very loud, unique sounding notifications in order to hear if they have notifications. e.g. a 120db train sound with an sos vibration pattern and light show to signal an email.
yehudiva is a portmanteau of the hebrew/semetic word “yehudi” meaning a jew, and the english word, “diva” meaning someone who is self interested and thinks they are the centre of the universe.
i was volunteering at a community centre and i had to -ssist this yehudiva for two hours! she wouldn’t stop talking about her kids!
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