Yellow Wank


a yellow w-nk is nec-ssary when a regular w-nk just isn’t going to be enough and usually involves loading up the dirtiest asian p-rn the internet has to offer and w-nking yourself into a coma.

abuse of the yellow w-nk is not advised and it should only be used as a monthly treat. binge drinking is attributed as the most probable cause of the ‘yellow w-nk’ urge.
james: “i cannot wait to get home guys, then it’s straight upstairs for a reet session of slap and tickle”

isaac: “to be honest james i think the only thing that’s gonna calm these urges is a yellow w-nk”

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