Yellowtailing
when a man accidentally p-sses on the back of his underwear while sitting down to sh-t.
sam:”why are you holding your boxers out under the hand dryer? ”
james:”i totally was yellowtailing it while i was taking a deuce”
Read Also:
- Zorb
the act of soaking a tampon in an alcoholic beverage of your choice with the intent to absorb said beverage’s alcoholic content through the -sshole membranes, and thus avoiding unwanted caloric intake. i called in sick this morning, but the truth is; i zorbed a jumbo of absynth last night and, as a result, am […]
- abuse excuse
silly little lies made up by those in the unfortunate position of being in abusive relationships, but aren’t ready to deal with it yet. that po’ b-tch need a new abuse excuse fo’ all da’ beatdowns she be gittin!
- Wicked Weasel
a type of string bikini where the bottom consists only of a piece of fabric about 1.25 cm (1/2 inch) wide, resulting in the public display of the size and shape of the woman’s v-lv-. she must want all the world to see her camel toe to wear a wicked weasel like that!
- wicker chair
wicker chair – military slang term for pract-tioners of the wiccan religion. drill sgt – “soldier! what in the h-ll are you doing with that d-mn pentagram ring on?” fat chick with dyed red hair – “it’s part of my religion i’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, i worship nature and have both […]
- Window 8
microsoft’s windows 7 with the infamous “metro ui” added. the correct name is with the singular form of “window”, because metro only has one window. see: useless windows 1. 1985: mult-tasking, windows. close/minimize/maximize b-ttons. windows 2 1988. re-sizable, movable windows. windows xp 2001: pretty blue windows. windows vista 2007: transparent windows, flip-3d. window 8 metro […]