Zorb

the act of soaking a tampon in an alcoholic beverage of your choice with the intent to absorb said beverage’s alcoholic content through the -sshole membranes, and thus avoiding unwanted caloric intake.
i called in sick this morning, but the truth is; i zorbed a jumbo of absynth last night and, as a result, am unfit for the workplace.
a zorb is a perfectly spherical person.
look at that zorb that resides in v1 at the university of waterloo.
to attain a state of inebriation that causes others to feel disgust and/or discomfort.

the alcohol induced mindset that rationalises normally unacceptable behaviour due to heightened levels of ignorance and obnoxiousness.
peter is zorb drunk.
smoking tobacco and cannabis with and water pipe
“wanna take a zorb?”
describes the feeling after one takes a moke snap. basically, a spinning light-headedness that can make you drool, or even vomit when done improperly, but when done correctly feels like heroin.
g-mo was zorbing so hard off that moke snap that he fell off his chair into his puddle of drool, then threw up on the ground, then crawled through the gurp and needed to be helped up into a sitting position once again.
a word that will add intesity to your sentence
what the zorb is that guy doing?
a zorb is a rather large spherical ball, that one throws him or herself down a large hill in.
pmfg i just flew down tht hill in a zorb
zorbing is the act of lubricating a womans back p-ssage by opening said hole and hocking one down it
i zorbed that bird i took home last night, she loved it

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