Yelp


a web 2.0 hangout for people over 40 who make over $250,000 a year but can’t make friends irl.

the word “yelp” stands for the phrase “yuppies eat like pigs”.
“i went to yelp to find a great pizza in my neighborhood but all i got were reviews for crummy foie gras and figs on ciabatta. :(”
a cry of pain. can also be used as an onomatopoeia.
yelp. here comes that all-powerful death mouse. oh, and that all-powerful death mousse. chocolatey.
yelp is a verb which means to embed the personality traits of a snarky & witty individual who is on the bleeding edge of culture, into the vehicle of a hallowed out opinion about a person, place or thing.
“jason yelped about the new subway opening on 7th and mission. he’s so funny and cool. i wish i could write that well.”

1. noun – a website where people go to read and write reviews about their favorite local businesses

2. verb – to yelp, meaning to use the website yelp.com, especially to write a review or share/find information about a business or topic

3. verb – to scream like a dog
1. “is there anyone out there who gives a painless brazillian wax?” “lady, just search on yelp for annahita, she can do it in 12 minutes flat!”

2. oh man, this taco is amazing, i gotta yelp this.

3. the chick in the p-rno i watched last night was yelpin’ like l-ssie
yelp is a web 2.0 company that operates a social networking and user review website by the same name.
google and you’ll find lots of results for yelp.
either a cry of pain or another way to say yep to me
“yea..so bored.” “yelp”

yelp! you stepped on my tail!

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