yelse


an australian word started at xavier college, melbourne that means ‘as if’, and denotes disbelief. can be used widely. can also be used instead of ‘rolled’,’wrecked’ or ‘owned’
tim: i could have any girl in this room.
matt: yelse! (or yelse you could).

‘yeh he totally yelsed me’ (proved me wrong)

‘he’s in need of a yelsing’ (needs to be put in his place)

jon: let’s go to the football.
pat: yelse to that! (no let’s not!)

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