yep nope
when you think it’s safe to fart (yep) but upon initiating the release (nope), you must quickly constrict the sphincter to prevent the flow of sh-ttle from escaping the inter-gluteal cleft and ruining yet another pair of fancy pants.
dean: dude, why are you walking like a penguin?
jon: i just did a yep nope but not sure if i caught it in time…walk close behind me to the nearest bathroom!
dean: you probably shouldn’t have worn those baby blue yoga pants…just sayin’
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