yer maw


best used as a come back
if someone were to say ‘you’re gay’ come back with ‘so’s yer maw’
insult
can be used at almnost any moment and in any situation for any purpose at any time.
‘yer maw’
can be used at any time, in any situation
“yer maw”
a comeback. usually the last resort in an argument, but sometimes the first if you can’t be bothered with an argument or conversation. normally short for “i had your maw” (meaning “i had s-xual intercourse with your mother”)
‘that’s sh-te.’
‘so’s yer maw.’

‘you owe me.’
‘yeah, well your maw owes me for last night.’

‘you’re such a gay.’
‘i think your maw would disagree.’

‘f-ck you.’
‘sh-t, watch out. here comes your maw, an’ it looks like she’s got an erection.’
your mother.
yer maw is yer maw, but she might also be yer da?
aye, you f-ckin heard, b-tch.
“a wiz nailin yer maw tae rah grund last night n she farted a belter, so a punched her right in the flaps! she’ll ken never tae dae that again eh?”
a scottish phrase which means ‘your mother’.usually used as an insult, though is commonplace among neds as they do not feature the ability to speak properly.
awright cusick, a kicked yer maw’s back door in last night.
“your mother”. used as an insult.
and yer maw!

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