a awesome girl and who is really hot that has the power to destroy the world and a small chance to save it. she’s smart but dumb enough to choke on air. not only all of that she weird and always happy, she is somewhat adventures and a total bad-ss.
person 1: did you see yesenia stoddard today?
person 2: yeah, she’s crazy.
- n*gg* figga
n-gg- figga is a dude or dudet who knows money makes the world go round. so you add figga as in figures of numbers. she’s not the average person she’s a n-gg- with figgas. “oh a n-gg- figga!” i like her!!
a man who gets fingered up their -rs- daily “i went over to his house to play yahtzee with him but then i found out he was a fenglemouse”
- stroke and choke
when a woman pleasures a man with a hand job, and afterwards getting a delicious cream pie which she swallows. hey dude you know that brunette i met at starbucks? she totally gave me a stroke and choke last night.
- real life cold call
a fun game to play with your friends. the goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. when they turn around, you say a generic cold call. person one: “hey bro. watch this.” person two: “alright.” *person two pulls on a bystanders bag* person three: “huh?” person one: […]
foot imma go oil up my m-ffslayer.