yi sun-shin
famous korean admiral mostly known destroying a sh-tload of j-ps and their ships. taught the j-panese that cannons>boarding ships. defeated a 300+ ship fleet with only 12 ships. underrated by westerners who haven’t heard of him and he is probably the greatest admiral in the world. kicked -ss and never lost a single battle.
person 1: dude, you are so good. you must be the reincarnation of admiral nelson.
person 2: no, i am yi sun-shin, master of strategy and bane of the nips!
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