yidlife crisis
the jewish struggle of ident-ty that we battle between each other and within ourselves. it’s a struggle as old as that between god and jonah, abraham and moses, hillel and shammai, jiggin and schumacher, and now elman and batalion.
my mother and i had a yidlife crisis when she saw me eat a lifesaver while fasting on yom kippur. my argument was that it was medical because my breath smelled like gedempte. besides, i didn’t enjoy it because it came from the bottom of my pocketbook and was covered in schmutz. it was grey!
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