Yipjob
a small dog that is, usually, under one foot in length that is considered to be an annoying little runt that barks/yips during an event that is considered to be a significantly minor occurrence. yipjobs have a tendency to p-ss and/or cr-p on floors and/or other things (including people) upon processing the fact that said event has happened. one should keep in mind that things that happen in humans/normal dogs’ everyday life aren’t the only things that set off a yipjob’s vocal chords. other reasons for a yipjob to yip are usually random things too. the most common type of yipjob is a maltese.
husband (to wife): i hope you know that the freaking breeder lied through her teeth about this rat.
wife (to husband): honey! first off, its a gift for our daughter because today is her 10th birthday. secondly, he’s not a rat! he’s a yipjob!
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