yo-vag
you don’t want that uncomfortable feeling of a yeast infection while hunting for easter eggs, do you?? well, we have the best solution ever to get rid of your yeast infection, or even worse a yeaster on the upcoming easter! it’s called a yo-vag (abbreviated for yogurt-v-g-n-) and is when yogurt is applied to the vag to fight yeasters. studies show that applying live-culture yogurt to the v-g-n- will actually fight your yeaster on easter. so don’t waste anytime and make sure you get a yo-vag when you have your next yeaster, even if it isn’t on easter.
“oh snap, i don’t want a yeaster on friggin easter connor! how am i supposed to go easter egg hunting with this b-tchin’ itchin’?!” -skylar
“duhhh, you know the solution… get a yo-vag…works every time!”-connor
the condition of the v-g-n- after the application of yogurt to fight yeast infection: abbreviation. despite argument, it was verified by an obgyn that applying live-culture yogurt to the inside of a v-g-n- helps fight v-g-n-l yeast infection, but does cause a yo-vag.
in the ensuing holy weeks before easter, connor reminded skylar, “don’t get a yeaster on easter, get a yo-vag!”
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