yo wa guan piff ting
yo wagwan piff ting
the phrase ‘yo wa guan piff ting’, is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the uk.
this phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a starbucks coffee in one hand and an iphone 7 in the other.
for reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. rest -ssured that roadmen will live on.
when broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal english.
yo – a common phrase to get attention.
wa guan – a b-st-rdised patwan phrase, used to ask what’s up or what’s going.
piff – superior to average.
ting – an object.
roadman – yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?
a girl with common sense – wasteman.
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