yoan
moaning while yawning
once he woke up, he yoaned in my face. he sounded like he was tired and h-rny at the same time.
good looking, attractive girls/woman. origininating from jock hornby
‘omg check that bit of yoan’
‘omg you got yoaned’
‘safe bit of yoanage’
‘check that yoan-a-cycle out’
‘i made that yoan moan’
#yoan #girls #woman #attractive #jock
a follower of the faith of yoism
the room was filled with people from many religions, christians, muslims and yoans.
#religion #faith #yoism #open-source #science
the act of auto-f-ll-t–.
i wish i was flexible enough to yoan myself.
verb/noun. a self-replicating virus that spreads by inserting copies of itself into other executable scenario’s, events, or doc-ments. usually attacking elite networks through infiltration and deception.
omg. we are getting yoan’d.
bl–dy stalker! what a yoan.
#yo #yoan #yobags #yoo #yoho
a kitchen utensil used in the cake baking process. usually made of wood.
grandmother, would you please p-ss me the yoan so i can begin making the cake.
the combination of a yawn and a moan.
worker 1: ‘what god-awful sound did you just emit? was it a yawn or a moan?’
worker 2: ‘i had a big night and i have this nightmare presentation today so it was both.’
worker 1: dude, you totally just yoaned.
#yawn #moan #hangover #tired #cubical coma
cl-ssical greek: defiling farm animals.
“ewwww.. that chicken looks like it got yoaned!”
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