yoder

to spend an extremely long time (30+ minutes) on the toilet having a bowel movement. this could be due to not eating enough fiber or trying to avoid work for an extended period of time.
employee 1: have you seen ben recently.
employee 2: no, he’s probably taking a yoder somewhere.
employee 1: dammit, we’re supposed to have a meeting in 5 minutes.
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derivative from amish-dutch:

1. to recount a story with excessive inclusion of marginal details
2. close reading with copious marginalia or other forms of note organization within the text, bordering on the excessive

1. “i was at the party and got stuck talking to this girl for 20 minutes while she yodered on and on about her summer vacation.”

2. “i should have looked at that used textbook before i got it; the previous owner had yodered all over it.”
1. the best teacher in the whole wide world
2. the best person in the world
3. the most loved person in the world
ex.1
ms.yoder is the best teacher in the world.

ex.2
ms.yoder is the best person in the world.

ex.3
everyone loves ms.yoder
the danish/english way of saying h-llo. quite possibly the most bad-ss greeting on earth.
yoders! how are you?
when someone does something completely and utterly r-t-rded. a “yoder” cannot be explained by logic, but by only shouting out, “d-mn, what a f-ckin yoder.”
when your drunk and tell a kid to take you and your keg back to your dorm room. him being sober, reasonably comprehends he cannot bring a keg of beer into a dorm room but follows his friends directions without any discretion. “d-mn what a yoder.”
moron
someone in power of authority such as a states attorney,police officer,judge,etc. who willfully and knowingly protects a criminal by doing unethical misconduct,corruption,bribery,theft of doc-ments or evidence,etc.
the states attorney did a yoder on me becuase he wanted to protect the criminal who robbed me from legal action