yoga butt

the ultimate external sign of a strong and powerful body. only after years of practice can a man or woman acheive a yoga b-tt. it is perfectly proportioned, very tight, high, and sculpted. a yoga b-tt means you also have yoga arms, yoga abs, yoga legs, etc. it is very s-xy and it immediately turns eyes and makes people jealous or inspired.

thus a yoga b-tt is a status symbol. only those who can afford training and healthy eating and self discipline can attain it. its also a reminder to others to stay away or risk a major -ss kicking.

i’m so p-ssed she took my boyfried i could kill her, but i better not try because even though i’m bigger she has a yoga b-tt and she would destroy my fat -ss.

my boyfriend has a yoga b-tt and he can f-ck better than anybody else on the planet.
when a woman is wearing yoga pants and her -ss is beautifully shaped inside and is easily noticed by men.
“d-mn, dude check out hannah’s yogab-tt! that sh-t is nice!”
ok we get it. you have a yoga b-tt. you can kick most women’s -sses. you’re fit and not fat like most of us. you are a paradigm of evolution, capable of enduring grueling physical work. in primitive days such ability could have meant the difference between life and death in the hunt or in combat. we don’t live in primitive times.

yoga b-tt is indirectly influencing evolution. lululemon is contributing. they want to wear them all day, make it more acceptable in casual and even work environments. they want to show their -ss-kicking rumps. they can distinguish themselves to men. they get the promotion from the boss who sees commitment to hard work. if they are self-employed they may get more customers. so the theory goes.

its an important issue for women. consider what is gained and possibly lost when b-tt-kicking yoga bodies are posted on the the internet. women must weigh not only health risks, including risks related to childbirth, but also the moral implications of striving for such an aesthetic.

maybe promoting yoga b-tt on the internet like this removes a roadblock to proper evolution of the species and allows for more transparent signalling. what about women’s well-being in general? is this removing one of the cornerstones of societal cooperation and physical restraint?
so what if she has a yoga b-tt and wears lululemon? just because she’s hott does not mean she’s better. yoga is not about compet-tion but enlightenment.