yoga drunk
the blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.
wow, i’m so yoga drunk after that cl-ss, that i left my water bottle in the bathroom, and i can’t find my shoes!
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- yoga fire
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- Yoga Flame
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- yoga flatulence
when air is forced out of one’s -n-l cavity while practicing yoga. i’m afraid to go into downward dog as i may experience yoga flatulence.
- yoga floss
outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and suvs. as she stepped out of her cayenne, i saw that her turquoise and brown sigg water bottle that matched her sigg water bottle completed her yoga floss.