yoga turd


the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads
when we cooled down with the cat pose i accidentally let out a yoga t-rd

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