yoga twitter


a person of upper-caste indian or pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on twitter. often throws around buzzwords like intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into oppression olympics when confronted with their bullsh-t by other people of indian or pakistani origin.
“how dare she wear a bindi!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect sjw brownie points.

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