yoga
one of the most powerful and quitessential forms of exercise that requires intense mental concentration. when practiced correctly and concentrating on breathing, yoga increases flexibility, muscle definition, endurance, and mental clarity. yoga is not for the physically or mentally weak. anyone who downplays the effectiveness of yoga or says anything negative about it should be mercilessly beaten.
i do yoga for the following reasons: it increases my flexibility so i can do wierd sh-t and not get injured in sports, it increases my endurance, it increases my definition (it’s how i got a six pack), and girls think it’s hot.
yoga is a bunch of sacred excersises that enhance the body and keep it fit.this has been proven scientifically and by the many yogis in india who practice yoga and meditation.only unbelievers would really hate it.
yoga is good for the soul.
the indian traditional exercises to keep you fit, healthy, hot and s-xy.
just do it 15 min. in morning or evening.
this can heal your any disease or injury.
a- hey, how can you run, though you couldn’t stand up after that accident.
b- yoga saved me bro.
a series of (rather difficult) exercises designed to improve balance and core strengh, good for muscle toning. easy to do anywhere, so you can stay fit on your round trip journey to j-pan. involves lots of stretching.
i feel all tense, i’m gonna take a shower and do some yoga
i want to lose 5 pounds, i’m going to start yoga
i”ll be away form my gym, but i can just do some yoga to keep fit
it’s an acronym for when a woman says ” yes, oh, god again!” while she is having s-x, meaning she’s having a good time.
man: do you want me to teach you y.o.g.a
woman: like exercises?
man:sorta.
(later)
woman: yes, oh, god again! yes, oh, god again!!
code word used at work when you’re throwing a party on a work night.
mike: “hey, stan! you wanna do yoga tonight?!”
stan: “yeah, man! i’ll bring the yoga mats, you bring the incense!”
short for: you on girl action
hey man, i saw you with your girl yesterday, was there any yoga going on?
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