yogabitionist


a person who constantly posts pictures of themselves performing yoga asanas, usually while making unsettling eye contact with the camera or with their eyes closed in yogic bliss as if they are unaware their picture is being taken.
my instagram feed is clogged with posts from yogabitionists. time to unfollow.

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