Yogarted
a fart during a yoga cl-ss. these can be silent or rather loud depending on the strength and abilities of the person to contract thier sphincter to hold the fart in. these farts may become contagious because they cause other yoga members to loose concentration and then also loose -n-s control.
cory had a spicy dinner before yoga cl-ss which was a horrible decision because he yogarted a very noisy and rather stinky yogart during his downward dog. he yogarted so loud that the other people in the cl-ss we unable to maintain thier concentration and soon all the members of the cl-ss were letting out horrible yogarts.
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