yogathlete
an athlete that uses yoga to condition and maintain
or
a person with no athletic ability but does yoga to get that look
vince has tendonitus so he does yoga to help with the pain, he is a yogathlete.
emily has never played a sport in her life, but doesn’t want the freshman 15, she is a yogathlete.
a person who’s so into yoga that they treat it like a professional sport.
there’s a yogathlete teaching a guest session next week; she’s on a national tour.
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