yoger
one who codes and is a yogi. the true definition of yoga is to join and when joining yoga and coding one becomes a yoger.
sun: you sure look amazing this am.
moon: thank you!
sun: what’s you’re secret?
moon: well, i found a way to brighten paths when people take moonlight walks by asking the ocean to reflect my light.
sun: how did you do that?
moon: i had to write some code. no biggie all is well. people are happy and so am i.
sun: my gosh moon you are such a yoger yoga + coder, but i love ya anyways. thanks for being soul cool.
moon: anytime friend, anytime.
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