yogurt machine
when you take a condom stick, it in your partner’s -n-s then blow it up. after that you c-m inside it and push the -ss cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the c-m in to your mouth.
jim:i gave aunt stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn’t walk right for a week.
todd:yeah i was wondering what happened. interesting.
somehting that constantly barf or has diahrreah.
that d-mn dog is a yogurt machine.
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