yogurt optometry
nonsense. something that is rediculously untrue.
derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
“1+1=3? that’s yogurt optometry!”
“so you say they’re p-ssing out money at the bank, eh? sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!”
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