Yogurt Suprise
when your having (v-g-n-l) s-x with a female and she discharges during it.
“i heard you had s-x with her”
“umm yes…yes indeed i did…but i got the yogurt suprise when i was about to bust”
“haha thats f-cking gross bro. was it messy”
“i dont want to talk about it.”
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