yogurt turd


when you peel back the foil too fast on a yogurt cup and it spits out a blob of yogurt onto your shirt or pants.
dam it kelly! i opened the yogurt too fast and got a yogurt t-rd on my brand new shirt five minuets before our staff meeting.

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