yogurt
a very healthy thing. tastes good with the crunchy stuff! everyone should eat yogurt
ahh i don’t have anything good to eat that’s not fattening…
-eat yogurt!
sp-ce b-lls character made to mock yoda of star wars
yogurt: “you must use the scwartz”
what you get if you leave milk in a cap, put it in a locker, and forget about it for a few months.
“why is there yogurt in this cap?”
“well it used to be milk, and, well, time makes fools of us all.”
synonym to idiot, with added emphasis on the quality of being p-ssive or plain.
also,
1) someone who has no input
2) of inferior intelligence
3) is boring
4) non-cooperative
tony: yo john you coming to the club tonight?
john: ……i don’t know man my mom wants me to walk the cat.
tony: buddy your a f-cking yogurt!
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tony: hey babe how bout me, you, my malibu 😉
mel: i gotta watch jersey sh-r- tonight, sorry.
tony (to vito): that girls a f-cking yogurt, she decided to watch guidos on t.v. instead of getting with a real one.
gay/ mad b-tch.
p-ssy sh-t.
greg’s so yogurt
yogurt -ss motherf-cker
kid’s mad yogurt, lookin’ like a motherf-cking yoplait dessert delight
a: a tasty soft food with many flavors
b: a singapore chica who loves to say yo
a:i would like a cup of yogurt
b:d-mn yogurt quit trying to string me along like your puppet
a. (transitive verb) the act of forcing yourself to do something you don’t like with the intention of eventually enjoying it. this especially applies to eating food (e.g. yogurt).
b. some use this term to mean “the act of doing something you don’t like” (i.e. “put up with”), though this varies from the original meaning of the term since there is no intention to ever enjoy the action.
i never liked tomatoes, but after yogurting them for a few months, i now like them on my melted cheese sandwiches.
eugena yogurted eating tomatoes.
dating charlie is ok, so i’ll yogurt him until something better comes along.
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